there's something about ..... opposition

Now that we are so close to Election with Nomination Day being next week, I would like to see some action in my constituency. (btw, I still do not know whether I belong to a GRC or a single ward because my area has been rebordered.)

I hope to have an opposition coming forward and thus an opportunity for me to vote for the first time.

Thus, this is my list of criteria of any opposition coming forward:

1. No big spectacles. (yes.. I'm shallow. I think my politician should look relevant with times)

2. He should not have other hobbies like photography or formula one racing to distract him from his political works.

3. He must not put on a wig.

4. He should look shaved.