Thursday, April 27, 2006

there's something about ..... wp

Workers' Party
PO Box 15
Toa Payoh Central Post Office
Singapore 913101


Attention: Low Thia Kiang, Secretary General

Dear Sir

RE: LETTER OF APPRECIATION

I like to thank you for making my dreams come true. I found out 2 things today that send me into full jubilation.

Firstly, I found out that I belong to Ang Mo Kio GRC instead of Yio Chu Kang constituency. Initially, I was sad because it would mean that I will not need to vote as the constituency has our Prime Minister Lee. I was so sure this would be a walkover eventhough there was rumours that WP will contest in this GRC.

Then, I found out that you have sent out a team to contest AMK GRC.

I can't explain my happiness when I found out. The first thought that came to my mind is "Wah.. Got balls!!"

I have never voted in my life and I can't believe that my chance is finally here. Not only that, my vote carries double the importance because our Prime Minister is in this GRC.

Which mean my vote make a difference.

I can't thank you enough for making this happen for me. To show my gratitute, I promise to attend your rallies. That is all I can do for you.

You see, I cannot fathom the thought of Singapore forming a Government (a certainty for sure) on Polling Day without our incumbent Prime Minister. That would have been a dissaster.

I further cannot fathom the thought of a deputy Prime Minister standing in with a name that sounds vaguely vulgar.

I hope to see you coming to AMK GRC to give a speech in Teochew.

Please send my best wishes to your team that is contesting in AMK GRC. I hope you guys can achieve enough votes to be our NMPs and thus not lose your deposits.

Warmest Regards

Moomooman

2 comments:

cheeky said...

Glenda Han quite chio. If only she contest in my GRC loh.

moomooman said...

yo cheeky,

Pleeeasseee... we are into something very serious here. Looks is not a consideration factor when choosing your MP unless she is Carol Cheong or Jade Seah.