Friday, October 28, 2005

there's something about ..... the old girl on the block

Dear imu (the alphabets are mixed up to protect the identity of my maid as well as this writer due to sedition act in Singapore and JB, some even said Indonesia)

I always wanted to say this but never have the chance, but....


Finally this is how it feels to be Donald Trump.

Unless you have a computer with an internet access and do a search on your name (see I'm smart, I left no trail behind), you would know that you will be leaving my home tomorrow at about 3pm...... for good.

I did this with a heavy heart, afterall, you have been a good servant for some occasions except the following:
  • You talk alot on the phone.
  • You talk very loudly.
  • You like to lie.
  • You are lazy.
  • You like to give excuse for your wrongdoing.
  • You like to waste water.
  • You like to waste electricity.
  • Last but not least, you bring your boyfriend into our house!!! Without our knowledge.

We have no choice but to send you back.

We thank you for making our life so difficult the last week, causing us sleepless nights, worrying about what to do.

I hope you will have sleepless nights soon and reflect on what you did, especially when we have treated you so well.


Cow, your employer


Unknown said...

oh gosh!!!! you caught her xxx-handed?

moomooman said...

Of course not. That would have been worse than watching porno of woman and animal. Puke.