there's something about ..... logic

My friend send me this email, thought it's funny.


Lessons In Logic

>> If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity

>> I was born intelligent
education ruined me

>> Practice makes perfect.
But nobody's perfect
so why practice?

>> If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

>> Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

>> How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

>> Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

>> One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

>> Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

>> Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

>> The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise

>> Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

>> Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

>> "Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.

>> There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

>> "Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

>> "Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.

>> God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

>> The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So... why learn.

>> A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
what more can I say.....